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Now I'm not a real big fan of Reality TV, Now TJ can attest that anytime eMpTy tV'sThe Real World was being shown on the commune television set, I would mumble and grumble and complain till I was blue in the face, or until Saturday Night Live came on. I'd like to know just what is so "Real" about "Reality" TV? Not Scripted? Phoney Balongna I say! It may not have a word for word verbatim script, but it's got more of a situation script than Improv TV has. I can Dig and do Dig both versions of Who's Line Is It Anyway? (I prefer the Original British version, you know the one with Clive Anderson not Drew Carry), Cops, The worlds stupidest, dumbest, idiotic, I can't believe they are showing that numbskull stunt Home Videos, but I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT dig these Survivor, Big Brother, Lets get a bunch of jerks together and have them push and shove each other around while yelling screaming and having sex with each other's wives and call each other Buttmunch Reality TV shows.

At first I gave some of these shows a little slack occasionally watching someone else's problem blow-up in their face instead of your problem blowing up in your own face while your hot tub gives you an unexpected enema can be slightly entertaining, but ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Wake up world REALITY TV SUCKS and it's idiotic.

A couple of nights ago I saw a news report, or was it Entertainment Tonight? mention that although "Reality TV" Shows like Le Batchelor, and Survive This you stupid has been "B" List Celeberty Get me off this island are extemely popular right now and are making $$$$$$$$ for the Big Bad TV Networks, they don't make the grade with the real bread winning TV programing - RE-RUNS The bread and butter of Network TV, just look at Seinfeld and his Friends they make the networks more money in syndication than they do in their first run, where as "Reality TV" doesn't bring in the bucks the second time around. After you know who Danny Boy Batchelor picked or that Richard the nudest what's his name won the first version of "Survivor" Island Why watch it again? My answer to that is WHY THE &*%$$$%#@@ WATCH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? Why was it ever produced? Don't get me started with the genious who created the eMpTy tV show Jack Ass or the lets put 12 people on a wooden ark, give them Biblical names and have them fight brilliant ideas.

OK so in a semi-conclusion, first you had Temptation Island a raunchy lets put six sex starved singles on a dessert island and bring in two quarreling married couples and see what happens. Ugggh! Now the folks at The FOX Network are bringing in the NUKES with "Married By America" where the audience matches up two complete strangers to get married to each other. Didn't NBC'S The Today Show already do that? Oh wait the couples were already engaged they just had the audience pick which couple should get their wedding catored by a Super TV News Network. WHAT THE PHOTON HAPPENED TO THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE? I've heard of societies that have pre-arranged marriages but usually at least the families know each other, and in many cases have had the marriage planned since the couple were just gleams in their fathers eye.

That does it the World as we know it is Dead and Gone! I've died and am in eternal Living Hell!

Thank You and See Ya! Next Week,

Kirk

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