9. Chatrooms, Chatrooms, Chatrooms.

8. Doesn't Waste paper (unless you printout thousands of one-sided copies)... Wait that's Number 8 for KEEPING The Internet... There is NO NUMBER 8.

7. I never watch TV anymore.

6. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM AND MORE SPAM.

4. Exposes our children to pornography and encourages them to experiment with Sex (Like they wouldn't without it).

3. Wastes Company time while your drinking you second (Gallon) Cup of Coffee.

2. Popularizes comic strips like Dilbert.

And Now (Drum roll Please... Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) The Number One Top Reason Why The Internet (And E-Mail) Should be Struck From the Face of The Earth.

1. 98% of all E-mail is composed of recycled bad puns and top ten lists like this one, that are forgotten the next day and eventually get sent back to the original sender.