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FAIR TAMMERA
A Poem by
By KIRK ANDERSEN
I once knew a girl named Tammera.
Who's long golden locks were much fairera,
Than little miss Sarah,
Or Sexy long legged Farrah.
OH how I loved Miss Tammera.
Her eyes cast spells that bewitches.
Her humor always keeps me in stitches.
She's always driving me into ditches,
Whenever she bird watches with those twitches.
Her lips are as red as the roses.
It is on me that she always imposes.
So turn on those garden hoses.
And part the sea with Moses.
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It isn't ironic or bizarre,
When we're driving in my car.
The wind blows through her har.
And it rattles the pennies in the jar.
On that fact you may rely.
As sure as there is soup on my tie.
I ask you and you would reply.
That is true, it is no lie.
How can I say what I want to say.
When her father wears that silly toupee.
Have we been sitting here all day?
Does the horse have enough hay?
Questions, Questions, Questions.
That's all I ever get,
Since the day we first met.
Turn off those cameras and strike the set.
Story Origin/Inspiration: (added 07 October, 2003) This one had been lying around for sometime before I got around to adding it here. Even though it is titled "Tammera" I have never dated or known a girl named Tammera. I just though it was a cool sounding name.
Originally Drafted on 15 JulY, 1999.
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